FINAL QUIZ. i swear! :P

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic?
Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? I
f yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!
If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you can.
(YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute..
YR: hahaha! cute? wah, if this(your stinking face) is cute, nobody would keep dogs!
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
YR: yeahyeahyeah, as handsome as leeminho *rolls eyes*
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: do i like you? *ponders* i dont think so *rolls eyes & walks away*
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: ohwow! peifu peifu! *claps*
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: oh, really? wow! did i mention im miss singapore universe? -.-

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:

1) I know you like me.
YR: yes i like you. but i like vegetables more.
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: *sniff* really? *tears fall* i thought u liked me. i like u so much!
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: phew. thank god.
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: dream?! more like a nightmare! D:
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: bring it on, bitch! :D

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: nah, i make a better couple with mr fong :X
2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: you have a cell phone? i thought th screen broke when you looked at it! ^
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR : can you even last th night?
4) What do you like about me?
YR: nothing. is there even anything to like? oh, i like th way ur bald head shines, th way ur face looks like crumpled newspapers :D
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: okay, you're as pretty as a rotten banana and i like you as much as i like vegetables :)

If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
YR: oh, hi bastard. good to see you.
2) You smell like shit!
YR: ohokay, dont worry, u smell worse than shit *grins*
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: hey, how did u know? smart! *pretends to be amazed*
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: and what a horrible sight you look!
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: i'll kick yours first, you asshole.

If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...
YR: yeah yeah, okay okay okay okay yeah yeah alright
2) I know you still love me!
YR: ohgosh, im having a nightmare :/
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: yeah i will, in a million years
4) Please call me...
YR: call you a bastard? no problem!
5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: thats why its called breaking.

If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: thats why i do not need to buy your product.
2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
YR: omigod, how much worse did you look before u used it? D:
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: does it concern me?
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: i'll buy it and stuff it up your ass :)
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: oh, i can see that you're using it regularly. am i right? :B

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giant PUDDLE :) -its NOT part of th sea-



1R6 :D

orchard


my nephew nathanael (half fillipino, half chinese)

LOL see how FAT i am? :D




chocolate fondue! :D

eh, tempting anot? I LOVE THE DURIAN GELATO <3

the menu: 50 over flavours, 40 over toppings :D

-poiching-

eeyer, the pond water sibei dirty can!

random

JAROD JAROD JAROD :D

hehheh. i like this picture (L)

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12.When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.

13.When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a year 7 and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34, when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T SNOG YOU!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, " I forgot"

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.